if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
This is probably meant to sound romantic, as I’ve heard of people saying it to their significant other, but it actually sounds emotionally abusive even if that’s unintended. Shouldn’t it be more like, “I’m so lucky to have you in my life because you’re such a loveable person, and I sometimes I just look at you and pause for a moment with the realization that I can’t believe I get to be with you?” Would you want to be with someone who doesn’t think someone else will love you as much? Or who doesn’t think anyone else has more to give to you or feel about you than themselves? Shouldn’t they think of you and treat you in a way that says you’re wonderful enough to inspire just as much love from others, but they feel lucky to be the one you chose? And shouldn’t you treat them with the same gratitude? This message is multiple weird.
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up